Man in center: "Pastor Bass, you know that I give more than anyone when it comes to the offering. So I expect you to tow the line and preach only positive messages. No preaching on Hell or sinful practices."
Will Freedom (right) was so confident about the power of his free will that he challenged his Calvinist friends to a two-on-one staring contest.
Pastor, if you can convince me of TULIP, I will consider myself foreordained to give three million dollars to the church building fund!