That's cute, honey, but it's gonna be a lot more awesome when Tom Hanks does it in Big
Oh yeah, KIT...Darling, I'm so glad you're practicing the hymns before church, but you're still a bit flat...
KIT or no KIT, both are funny! (although, if I were to vote on only one, the KIT version, I think, is three degrees funnier.)
Honey, if my words can make God do whatever I want Him to, I think they can make this piano rug play music, too.
Ms Blankenshipahoy, you really should consider auditioning with a real piano if you want to play a solo this Sunday.
Honey, if your cigarette drives people away from church, perhaps I can bring them back with my floor piano act.