He keeps insisting that he used to be Lieutenant Commander in the Navy. The psychologist behind me has given up on him. Maybe you two can talk some sense into him. If not, I will see if I can contact this Ensign Parker he keeps talking about.
I wonder how many get the connection...doesn't matter...I love it!
"But we're all Arminians. We have been proud Arminians for generations. You have to be an Arminian!""But I don't want to."
I think this kind of reasoning is common among Arminians.
...But my free will chooses not to be an Arminian...
"We know you're practicing the spiritual fruit, but love, joy, and peace are included along with forbearance, patience, and self-control."
Don't feel so bad, Marty...maybe you can audition for Aslan next year. The part of Reepicheep is no small part either! No pun intended.
But mama, why did God ordain for Billy and Sue to get your good looks, and I end up with papa's sour grump-face?
Good application...and funny.
No I will not stand in for Grumpy cat!
James the Calvinist was not happy that the carpenter had failed to make a chair with five legs like he wanted.