Miracle on 40 Years Street"I know I took the place of that drunkard you hired to play Moses, but I really am Moses. Don't you believe?"
"What would you have done in my position? Seriously, complaining about this and complaining about that. No water, Too much manna. It was 24/7 nonstop, I tells ya." After 40 years, Moses gets counseling.
Man: Moses, I need you to come with me to 2014... the evangelical church is worshipping the golden calf again.Moses: Oy...
Man on right: I don't know, Arlin, I just closed my eyes and, "POOF!" There was Everyday a Friday where Why Revival Tarries had been!
The Ten Commandments are not for today, Moses! The Old Testament expired.
A young Stanley Roebuck has to tell Abe Finkleman that due to budget cuts, Macy's board of directors has decided not to go with a department store Moses this Passover.
Yes, I do believe in free will, but not like you. Free will is just the ability to temporarily defy some of God's commands.