"When I accidentally quoted Spurgeon, the church figured out that I was secretly a Calvinist. The death threat could have come from anyone in the church."
"Gentlemen, I have a plan, a plan that will root out our murderer. Simply yell 'PAUL WASHER!' at the top of your lungs near a suspect - his response will show you your murderer."
"When I accidentally quoted Spurgeon, the church figured out that I was secretly a Calvinist. The death threat could have come from anyone in the church."
ReplyDeleteI love this because it could be based on a true story.
DeleteLooks are irrelevant. Judge me by my theology.
ReplyDeleteFascinating assessment Mr. Holms, and terribly accurate. But I must ask, when I first entered the room, why did you address me as Rabbi?
ReplyDelete"My parishioners thinks the tomb was empty on the third day but I'm counting on you to fin His body..."
ReplyDelete"Gentlemen, I have a plan, a plan that will root out our murderer. Simply yell 'PAUL WASHER!' at the top of your lungs near a suspect - his response will show you your murderer."
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