I just hate it how you always play "punch-finney" every time an Arminian is in sight! Why can't you just bar the door and be done with it?
Hey I clicked on the picture, but it didn't get any bigger, so I can't read the medium print on that Certificate of Completion for the book of Jude. Is this guy Jude, and he got a Certificate from the canonicity committee for Completing his Book?
See the May 27th post for the actual certificate
"James D. Calvinist knew something was wrong upon coming home from work due to the fact his wife was recoiled in horror. With a quick glance, he learned why - watching Joel Osteen before bed, or any other time, was never a good idea."
"You are NOT going to that Romans 9 study at Eddings' house tonight. No way! No matter how much you want to! They don't believe in free will!"**Mrs., pondering the statement, wonders how he can then deny her own 'free will'.....**
Personally I wouldn't let my wife visit Eddie in her pajamas either (honourable as Eddie is).
Discovering "Pastrix's n' Pajama's" are vital for attracting "billies". Pastor Eddings lets this one out for Flock Fleece Sunday...
In spite of having placed Corky inside of a little glass jar next to his hunting rifles, Joe Lostein felt it would be safest to bar the door against any other "Biblical bombs" before settling in to watch reruns of his own "sermons."