Ima Calvinist shocked everyone by marrying an Heesa "Army" Annan. (He got his nickname, "Army," from serving two tours in WWII) Luckily, the get-a-way car was driven by none other than Dale Ernhardt!Mr. and Mrs. Annan had quite a difficult start, as Ima insisted on hyphenating her new name and also adding "Awesomeone" to the end of it.
The union of Free and Will filled the Church with a roar of meriment; that is until they hopped in with "Greasy" Grace and rode away.
Like the car.
Once the couple heard that Bertha Rochester was still in the tower, Jane and Edward made a run for it as she was still trying to hand out Evangecubes to the crowd.
After working out all the tough details, Godsel Ventry and Vera Gilltee finally tied the knot. On their wedding day, they were astonished to discover that the members of their wedding party couldn't agree on how to decorate the car.
"A cruise to Puerto Vallarta, a classic 1958 Cadillac, and an all-expenses-paid cathedral wedding complete with A NEW BRIDE - can all be YOURS if you name it and claim it on Joel Osteen's NEW PRICE IS RIGHT!"
All I can think of is these guys are falling down the stairs and they're going to slam! into that car.
To start their Mega Church. Pastor Master weds Princess Pastrix as Deacon Dupeuall drives them to Disneyland.