Arminians, having received advanced information about the Calvinist PEZ candy dispensers, have produced their own version, sporting the head of John Wesley, and intended for distribution by Thanksgiving Day. The project has hit a snag, though. It seems that the length of the Wesley figure's hair prevents the head from pivoting back to dispense the candy. They are working feverishly to correct the design flaw.
Meanwhile, a group of hard-core Pelagians have designed a scary Charles G. Finney PEZ dispenser. This will be on the shelves by Halloween.
I can see how this can escalate into a conflict, the likes of which have not been seen since the Thirty-Years War.
PEZ WARS BEGIN
ReplyDeleteArminians, having received advanced information about the Calvinist PEZ candy dispensers, have produced their own version, sporting the head of John Wesley, and intended for distribution by Thanksgiving Day. The project has hit a snag, though. It seems that the length of the Wesley figure's hair prevents the head from pivoting back to dispense the candy. They are working feverishly to correct the design flaw.
Meanwhile, a group of hard-core Pelagians have designed a scary Charles G. Finney PEZ dispenser. This will be on the shelves by Halloween.
I can see how this can escalate into a conflict, the likes of which have not been seen since the Thirty-Years War.
Craig B
I heard there was an Open Theist version. However, there is a random dispenser mechanism - sometimes you get candy,sometimes you don't.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, PEZ is basically good.
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