I know it is tough to deal with an out-of-control mime. Believe me, we have all had our faith tested by these silent menaces of mayhem. They are found only in cities (although they may be almost extinct by now) never in the suburbs or country. Here is one captured on camera by a Calvinistic Cartoons follower, Lenny Bronchitis, a few years ago. See if you can make something of this by adding a caption with some Christian punch to it.