It's back! And just in time for National Laugh Day. Just remember to keep the captions theological in nature. Submit a caption and somewhere on this planet a person will laugh causing a domino effect that will eventually work its way back into your hands as a surprise gift from a distant relative. Try it and see!
Upon his 132nd attempt, reformed Pastor and coffee efficienato Jonas H. Barfly finally had perfected the Calvinator 500 Espresso machine. And although he had missed the 500th anniversary date he was still beeming with immense pride. Which he later repented of.
ReplyDeleteWith growing anticipation, Liberty U's Professor of Religious Studies tweaks the visual aid that will demonstrate, once and for all, how John 6 actually supports Arminian theology.
ReplyDeleteThe refreshments committee asked the newly converted Dr. Frankenstein to serve punch at the church social. They later regretted their decision.
ReplyDeleteGood one pilgrim mommy!
ReplyDeleteThese all rate high on the Calvinistic Cartoons Laugh O'Meter.
ReplyDeleteCatholic priest Father Karloff, having finally established the Catholic doctrine of salvation in 3D form, was sainted earlier this year. "St. Boris," the patron saint of dungeon labs, will appear regularly on the Sci-Fi Channel.
ReplyDeleteoldbutweary, I got several laughs from your post! "Father Karloff" that's a killer!
ReplyDeleteMartin “Boris” Chemnitz spent many a late night working in the lab before discovering the Formula of Concord.
ReplyDelete(Martin had previously been a lab assistant to Philip “Boris” Melanchthon, who in turn had been lab assistant to Martin “Boris” Luther.)
"At last!", thought Pastor Mads Ientist as he figured out the formula for the Catholics holy water.
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