Sunday, January 18, 2015

Photo from CIA Agent Barry Cade

Our in-house C.I.A. (Calvinists in Action) agent, Barry Cade, sent this photo in just minutes ago. Police were on the scene within an hour questioning Nigel's new wife, Henrietta Pettibone, (formerly Henrietta Borax) as to the alleged suicide of her husband. She told the police that he was suffering from dementia and had been acting strange during the trip. After the interrogation, she was seen at a local IHOP chowing down on a Belgian Waffle Combo.

3 comments:

  1. I KNEW he should have brought the barrel!

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  2. He could have made it without a barrel.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/05/22/how_did_these_people_survive_a_plunge_over_niagara_falls.html

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  3. Plunged to his death, huh? Or did he?

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