Misunderstanding the command, Noah, at first, builds an Orc.
Tired of "Need an ark? I Noah guy" jokes, Noah decided to get a rock monster in the hopes that it would bring new puns to the table.
Build a big barge? Sounds simple enough. After all, it's not rock science.
Noah survives the flood only to die in the Colosseum.
Bob's first comment FTW! But anyways...BAD rock-monster, BAD! Look at the ice-mess you left right in the middle of my newly-planted vineyard! Come here so I can rub your nose in it!