I played the flute for you and you did not dance, soooo....
With his new budget increase, Macinaw Hargreeves, the worship team leader, buys a ton of instruments from Craig's list in hopes of "bringing the house down".
Greg's fellow song leader played a mean violin act, but he knew that, with a little practice, his fiddle skills could trump it.
The First Conservative Congregational Church of Sola Scriptura's new worship leader, Omaha McPuddin, tried one more time to slip a "Jesus Is My Boyfriend" song into the 'play list' and found that he now comprised the entire worship team at 9:15 the next morning.
Trying to earn salvation with your good works, is like trying to play a violin with a horn
"Lord, the pastor asked for some special music on Sunday." prayed Homer. "Do You think this is going to be special enough?"
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