Excited archeologists from Asbury Theological Seminary investigating a site in Israel. They had heard rumors of the existence of a heretofore undiscovered fragment of an original language document that would verify the doctrine of prevenient grace, given there aren't any in the current Canon.
Many people have scoured the earth for relics they hoped would bring them special powers. For example, Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the tip from the spear the pierced Christ. What we have here is a photo documenting documenting their search for the Holy Hand Grenade. Little did they know that Corky had never been there.
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Excited archeologists from Asbury Theological Seminary investigating a site in Israel. They had heard rumors of the existence of a heretofore undiscovered fragment of an original language document that would verify the doctrine of prevenient grace, given there aren't any in the current Canon.
ReplyDeleteBeing ignorant of local customs, a trusting Eddie falls for the old "Lower the newcomer into the pit, and then pull up the ladder" prank.
ReplyDeleteMany people have scoured the earth for relics they hoped would bring them special powers. For example, Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the tip from the spear the pierced Christ. What we have here is a photo documenting documenting their search for the Holy Hand Grenade. Little did they know that Corky had never been there.
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