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A Modest Proposal

There is a certain book on apologetics that I am drooling over at the present. Having funds below sea level, I have a proposition that I hope will sound fair to whomever is interested. Here it is:

You send me a ten dollar Amazon Kindle gift card and I will create for you the following:

Three steampunked photomanipulations of photos you email me. This could be you and two family members or three friends. Only exception to the rule is if you send me a family portrait and you have four or five in your family and want everyone included. If there is room in the photo(s) you send and you would like Corky Velveeta to appear, then just let me know. If you allow me I will include the photo(s) in my blog under "Friends of Calvinistic Cartoons".

-----Step 1   Send the gift card via email by going to Amazon and creating a gift for Eddie Eddings. My gmail address is: calvinist12345@gmail.com

-----Step 2   Send me your photo(s). I will photoshop them like the Steampunked series. So include the names you want (Steampunk Sally, Steampunk Bob, Steampunk Larry, etc.) and within two or three days you will have them back completely steampunked. These will make great screen savers, wallpaper or novelty gifts. 

If this becomes an embarrassment, I will have to travel back in time and delete this post before it ever happened.

Don't hate on me people, I can't just drive to a Christian Bookstore in Kuwait. All my books have to come digitally.

Here is an example of a parent who took advantage of the offer.

The kids were thrilled and are now scientists.

Grand Prize Giveaway!

IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION (and if you qualify) YOU WILL HAVE WON OUR GRAND PRIZE GIVEAWAY!

AN ENTIRE SET OF CALVIN'S COMMENTARIES

ALL OF SPURGEON'S SERMONS (63 VOLUMES)

PLUS A $5,000 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO THE

CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE OF YOUR CHOICE

AND $1,000 IN CASH!

Here is the question:

IN WHAT BOOK OF THE NEW TESTAMENT

DO YOU FIND ROMANS 8:28?

You are not eligible for this contest if you are under 18 years of age, are left-handed, wear contacts, live in a brick house, own a wrist watch, are female, have a job, can read, have eaten ham or beef, use any kind of deodorant, are male, have seen a lizard or live north of the Antarctic Circle.