From the Files of Felix Fifelfoofer

Thanks Mr. Fifelfoofer for sending this old comic book featuring Nigel Pettibone. This story was based on the real life of Mr. Pettibone and has the origin of The Arminian Antics 3-Ring Circus.

Is Elvis Wesley Still Alive?

What in the name of Arminian Antics is going on here? A regular reader of Calvinistic Cartoons, Tommy Lee Tomes, sent in this recent photo. It appears that Elvis Wesley is very much alive and living on Salvation Mountain, a hill north of Calipatria, California, near Slab City. Has Benny Finney fostered another hoax on the Christian community? Calvinistic Cartoons will be sending an investigator to find out the truth. This may take some time, but we will get to the bottom of this apparent deception. 

Stretching the Truth

I had a co-worker, when working at the Dallas Morning News, who put in his resume that he had attended a certain prestigious college. He confided in me that he had just "walked through a few buildings while visiting the campus" one summer. He told me he could pass a lie detector test if need be. I have another friend who claims to visit royalty often. Come to find out, he justs eats at Burger King and Dairy Queen on weekends. In Dallas, there used to be a Mars Music Store. I could truthfully say I have been to Mars and back...but, that would be misleading. (No one ever believed me anyway...even with my space helmet on.) Back when I was in a rock band, I used to take credit for playing on the records the band had made - before I ever joined them. 

Have you ever "told a tale" that was partially true? If you say you haven't you are lying! Have you ever torn down the wall between imagination and information to make you look better in someone's eyes or to impress someone you're dating? If you have, remember, confession is good for the soul.