Thursday, May 5, 2016

Just for Laughs #392


  1. "I'm sure you've heard of Citizen Kane? Well, round these parts I'm known as Citizen Cool... and I own all the cotton fields in this county."

  2. Miss Dee Praved and Grant Syner, the courting Calvinists, are overheard telling strange love rhymes to each other.

    "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a great sinner, and so are you."

    "If left in your sin, you'd surely die, but God entered in, Now please be mine."

    "your wickedness is Great, but you I do not hate, Instead love in its place, Just as God gave us grace"

  3. "Is your name Grace? You're irresistible."


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