C'MON NOW PEOPLE! LET'S BUILD A LIBRARY AROUND THESE BOOKS BEFORE IT RAINS!
Mary Temperance Harper, president of the Sheboygan, WI, chapter of the Arminian Women's Society, swears on a stack of Bibles that "No lips that utter TULIPs will touch my lips!"
Excited about her new book, Why Paul Was Wrong, Ima F.E.M. Inist offers a deal for the ages - one book free, for five dollars!
Miss Bertha Finney is thrilled to death at the announcement of Beth Moore's latest book, gives a speech at her local Daisy Ladies Fellowship Group who is currently studying Joyce Meyer.
The Arminiwitch of the West commands her Christian-self-help monkeys to bring more of the works of the Wonderful Writer of Institutes for the pyre.