Adam and Steve were the first to exchange vows in the new world of the ELCA, while cannons were pointed at the dissenters.
"The command of this ship is yours now. The most important thing for you to remember is that these Five Cannons are your most powerful weapons against any Pelagian Pirates that you may encounter. Don't hesitate to use them."
How did you get such a wonderfully colorful jacket? It matches our canons ever so well!
Greetings, my name is Dort and these are my Canons
I'm giving everyone 5 points for their thought provoking comments!Enjoy!
Caption for #88..."Ar, first we fired at 'em with Charles Finney, then Billy Sunday, then Robert Schuler, then Rick Warren & Joel Osteen. Now we're hittin' 'em with the Emergents. Their walls should fall soon enough and we can all go back to bein' Roman Catholic, matey"
"And remember,these cannons are closed"
We treasure the whole canon of Scripture so much we named these two canons law and grace. Ay, even the church militant needs a strong navy.