We've got to find this Bunyan character and return him to the 17th century otherwise other Puritans will start time traveling then they'll all start preaching and the Armenian jig will be up! There are even rumors that Augustin of Hippo is planning a trip in the hopes of finally stamping out all forms of Pelagian belief.
"Those Calvinists are at it again: That pastor has been preaching over 20 minutes in there!"
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ReplyDeleteWe've got to find this Bunyan character and return him to the 17th century otherwise other Puritans will start time traveling then they'll all start preaching and the Armenian jig will be up! There are even rumors that Augustin of Hippo is planning a trip in the hopes of finally stamping out all forms of Pelagian belief.
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