Mr. Unix hasn't met the mime evangelist team yet. You'll literally feel warm a embrace during the alter beckoning...then a big shove.
A mime evangelist! That's a great idea! (only for a cartoon...not in real life) I'm going to silently kick that idea around...
It's already happened in real life. A local church has a mime team who performs at local community events. No words, just pure gospel!
That reminds me, I've got to go get a cup of that. I'm not kidding. BRB.