Eddie: "My heroes include Spurgeon, A.W. Pink, Lorainne Boettner and Corky Velveeta." Carson: "I did not know that."
"Carnac the Magnificent" was originally cast as "Carnac the Astronaut" until Johnny realized the space helmet theme was already taken.
Johnny: I thought you were bringing a friend named... let's see here... Corky Velveeta.Eddie: He couldn't get past security and went off. You should feel even safer now that they are all Calvinists.
Johnny: I have to admit, Eddie, that I didn't know what to expect. We just had Benny Finney and Elvis Wesley on the show last week. Interesting pair if a bit hotheaded. They ranted on and on, and the way they talked I was concerned that you would be a raving lunatic. I'm happy to say that you've been a most pleasant guest. Thanks for being on the program.