Monday, December 9, 2013

Corky Velveeta Museum Opens Today

The Corky Velveeta Museum will be open to the public at 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Monday through Saturday. Admission is a 9 dollar donation to the Calvinistic Cartoons Theological Library. If the museum looks familiar, it's because Pixar used this house as a model for the UP animated film. The CV Museum is located in NOwhere, Oklahoma. (not to be confused with NOWhere, Oklahoma)

5 comments:

  1. I would like to see a rule saying

    "If you misbehave we put a grenade down your pants and pull the pin".

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  2. Does this mean I can bring a horse as long as he doesn't play?

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    1. It's apparent that you have a stable mind.

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  3. the rule should include "Read Romans 9 ahead of time'

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