When I told you I was going to preach in a Genevan gown, I thought it was understood I'd have the headgear as well...
Wanna come with me? I'm heading over to the Arminian church to tell them they can choose to believe in Calvinism.
Wait, so when you said "Helmet of Salvation", you didn't mean to apply a literal hermeneutic?
Father, I have sinned. I've been leading the youth group wearing this.
No, mister, this is the gen-yoo-wine article I tells ya, this here is the one and only helmet Goliath wore when he fought the battle of Jericho and cast out the Egyptians. And it can be yours today for only 19.95...no foolin'!
Alexander, Eddie's butler, was suddenly very jealous of his cousin Alfred, who was working for Mr. Wayne.
"Don't look at me like that! I'm going to use this in my arguments against Calvinism. It'll work, I tells ya!"
Hey, boss, I gots da helmet from the other "Just for Laughs". So whadda we do wid it now?
All right Captain Calvinist! here is your outfit good luck reforming all those Calvary Chapels!
So...you mean this isn't a costume party?
You mean this is NOT the "Whole Armor of God" that is supposed to enable me to stand against the wiles of the devil ?! ... And to think, I paid Creflo Dollar good money for this.
"You're a Calvinist that belives in determinism AND you're into programmable robots?!""Look at that, a heartless Calvinist holding Tinman, the man looking for a heart.""Is it by chance that we meet like this?"