Thursday, February 23, 2012

Just for Laughs #203

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11 comments:

  1. The Young Restless and Reformed are stunned when Grace is resisting them for The Old, Frozen and Reformed.

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  2. "High Five? - Did you know this hand signal was invented by John Calvin to confirm belief in Calvinism in the public square? (Source:Mr E Eddings)"


    PS Hope that lets me off the hook regarding plagarism!

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  3. Members of a mainstream denomination can't quite get the hang of this "laying on of hands" thing that the Fundamentalists do.

    But, bless them for trying.

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  4. I know that you would like to cut in, but that cigar offends me almost as much as a Joel Osteen's silly grin.

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  5. "Greet you with a holy kiss? Not a chance while that stogie is dangling from your lips, right Deacon Eddings?"

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  6. An anachronistic dialog live at the Met:

    Deacon's wife: "We heard you were the new preacher. What's your name again?"

    New Pastor: "Charles..."

    Deacon: "Charles Wesley! It figures that one of those Arminians would come in here smoking a cigar!"

    New Pastor: "No, Charles Spurgeon. They told me it was good for my health."

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  7. Woman: "Come no closer, sirrah. Thy cigar stinketh like Arminian doctrine."

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  8. Methinks you should take that plank out of your mouth before you pick at the sawdust in our PDA.

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  9. "I'm sorry, love. He's actually read The Institutes."

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  10. Aggressive Paparazzi in Rome (BH and PW).

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  11. She is with me out of her own Free Will!! By the way I am a Calvinist.

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