Thursday, April 7, 2011

Two-Fisted Pastor

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14 comments:

  1. I knew of a pastor every now and then would take his deacons out back of the church for some "tough love."

    Creflo Dollar says he would like to install non-thither detectors in his church and if you walk through and set off the detector as a non-tither he would like to shoot you and kill you. See his youtube video.
    Gregg Metcalf
    Colossians 1:28-29

    Gospel-driven Disciples

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  2. The love see the Duke. Great poster.

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  3. "Creflo Dollar says he would like to install non-thither detectors in his church and if you walk through and set off the detector as a non-tither he would like to shoot you and kill you. See his youtube video."
    Woohoo!

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  4. Dollar's theology is not worth a wooden nickel.

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  5. Isn't there an elder qualification, "not pugnacious"? He fails.

    Still, I'd rather see a pastor with John Wayne's manly grit than some effeminate heretic with a whiny voice.

    I think I just said I prefer Mark Driscoll over Rob Bell.

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  6. @ THEOparadox: Yes,yes,yes! LOL!

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  7. Now there is a Pastor with True Grit!

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  8. Mark Driscoll over Rob Bell as if there's any contest there! I'd take neither personally, but I wouldn't feel as bad going after Driscoll, I'd feel like a bully going after Bell.

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  9. Wow, that's the way to show those Pilgrims some progress!

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  10. That kind of tough love is easier on folks than what happened with Ananias and Sapphira - not that that was a tithing issue, but many people pledge support for a church among other things when they become members.

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  11. The original Greek of "not pugnacious" means you don't punch people without a good reason ... anyway, that's what my Today's New Revised Contemporary Living English International American Standard Christian Message Version Bible says in the margin.

    I have the Anger Management Devotional Edition. Edited by Mark Driscoll.

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  12. We will tickle you with a feather if you continue to misrepresent the faith. Consider yourself warned.

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  13. @CFNVF: That Website was disturbing.

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