Pictured above is an entry in Benny Finney's newest book. The small volume is entitled, Benny Finney's Theological Optical Illusions, The purpose of his book is to "visually undermine any Calvinistic concepts that I just can't agree with." According to Finney, this book will "shatter the teeth of any tulip-lover that dares open the cover!" Benny was seen on TBN a few days ago doing magic tricks aimed at the Reformed. He made a casket full of tulips disappear, he pulled a daisy out of the ear of Jan Crouch and he accidently set her hair on fire. This small book sells for just under one hundred American dollars but, as Benny put it, "All my prophets go to cutting edge churches." His explanation of the "illusion" above is - "Once you see PRE as FREE (as in FREE WILL) you will never be the same again!"
Thanks for giving me plenty of ammo for the cause...and thanks for promoting my book, ya moron. I owe you nothing.
ReplyDeleteI now name and claim this comment to be published as is, and I am locking and blocking any attempts to edit it. Have an Arminian day.
I want to apologize for Benny Finney's comment. Not ALL Arminians have a chip on their shoulder. I know because I am one.
ReplyDeleteI heard that! You is now banned from commenting on Arminian Antics, young man!
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOO! What would you say to a $7,000 bribe?
ReplyDeleteYES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! MY LIFE'S DREAMS ARE FINALLY COMING TRUE! YES! YES! YES! I MUST HAVE THIS BOOK! IT MUST BE MINE!
ReplyDeleteYou're all just a bunch of hip...I mean, hypocrites! SO THERE!
ReplyDeleteI'll wait and pick one up when Half of Half of Half Price Books opens in 2014.
ReplyDeleteFREEdestination, ha ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat's next, FREElection?
Man! This is going with all of my old John Wesley comic books!
ReplyDelete@THEOparadox: Hey, if it's free, I'll take it. I like free stuff. Like those samples you get at Sam's. :-)
ReplyDelete"Man! This is going with all of my old John Wesley comic books!"
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahahaha!!!!!
Calvinist: "Predestination!"
ReplyDeleteBenny Finney: "Free Destination!"
Calvinist: "Predestination!"
Benny Finney: "Free Destination!"
Calvinist: "Predestination!"
Benny Finney: "Free Destination!"
Calvinist: "Free Destination!"
Benny Finney: "Predestination!"
Calvinist: "Free Destination!"
Benny Finney: "Predestination!"
Calvinist: "Ok, you win. It's Predestination."
Benny Finney: "Yes it is, thank-you-very-much!
...Hey! Wait a minute!"
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@Jim Pemberton: Love it!
ReplyDelete@Jim Pemberton: That's Great! Reminds me of a Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny Cartoon.
ReplyDeleteCan I just say I love Benny Finney's fake profile. I finally clicked on it, and that's hilarious.
ReplyDelete@Jim: It's easy to see who plays the Bugs Bunny and the Daffy Duck roles. Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteThanks, guys. You nailed it, Michael Wright. If only plagiarism was a theological position, I'd really have something there.
ReplyDelete@Benny Finney: May I get your autograph? Please? OR ELSE!!!! RAAHHHH!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Benny sends out free copies I want one...I need some kindling for the winter. It'll be more flamable than my Osteen/Meyer collection.
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