"What do you mean I need money to ride? I hear you've been saying, 'I'm the one who's sitting on my hands, sitting on my feet, sitting on this bus saying, "We ride for all!"' Doesn't that mean it's free? Or do I still have to pay something?"
Get us as far away from Joel Osteen as you can, driver!
"Is this bus bound for glory, driver?""Nope. Wrong lyrics, Mister."