In an exercise of faith, Arthur valiantly attempts to speak into existence a tennis racquet and ball.
that's really funny
I see this guy and I hear the 'rapture' song, "Midnight Cry" in my head:"...I can almost see the Father saying, 'Son, go get my children.'..."
Liberal "Conversation Beginner" (formerly known as a pastor) Flea Sal Flock, decides to strike a pose reaching to the heavens. His attempt at being a postmodern art form was in order to help passers-by to consider mankinds saving of themselves by reaching into heaven. However, being a good postmodernist, he considered any interpretation valid. The experiment almost ended when he overheard some charismatics pass by and comment about how he was bringing his own prosperity into existence. After a full 24 days, the experiment finally did end when a couple Calvinists commented on how he was trying to grab God, pull him down and punch him in the face. This, of course, being exactly what he was trying to do.
By the power of Greyskull!
Ah, the classic praise and worship form assumed after a rousing sermon on spiritual warfare.
New hand-raising pose for worship songs. We call this one the "Imma punch you up in the air."
Jim had been practicing playing Moses holding up his arms at the battle for about three hours when his wife pointed out that he was forgetting to hold up his right hand.