Poor Nigel. He's had one adventure after other. Out the frying pan and into the volcano.
I have a pair of old socks that have a hole in them the shape of Jesus face. That should go for pretty high on Ebay.
I don't have much but I'll donate my labors by crocheting custom toilet roll covers topped with Nigel bobble heads. Oh, I do hope he'll be home for Valentines!