After sitting and listening to Isaac Gesis's explanation of John 3:16, and how "world" means everyone, for over an hour, all Herman and his family could do was stare in awe at the eisegesis. Hermans' family couldn't believe he ignored all the Hermeneutical principles of context.
Where is Captain Obvious when you want to say, "This is not a 5 star room!"
ReplyDeleteThe new pastor and his family arrive for their first time in town to a hearty welcome at the parsonage by the church's clown worship ministry.
ReplyDeleteThe new pastor, Rev. Frats and his family noticed that church sign welcoming them to Mt. Berean Congregational Church has an embarrassing misspelling
ReplyDeleteBobo Laughface and his family upon hearing of the return of Calvinist Cartoons.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! You mean to tell us that Free Will heresy is not just for Arminians???! You mean that our disobedience to the Scriptures is THE SAME SIN?!!!
ReplyDeletePastor Jake and his family just wanted a peaceful picnic at their favorite park, but instead they were greeted by a Todd Bentley "revival."
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing the church marquee, the Sullivan's were aghast that 'Fifth Sunday singing' had been replaced with 'Fifth Sunday preaching'.
ReplyDeleteAfter sitting and listening to Isaac Gesis's explanation of John 3:16, and how "world" means everyone, for over an hour, all Herman and his family could do was stare in awe at the eisegesis. Hermans' family couldn't believe he ignored all the Hermeneutical principles of context.
ReplyDeleteWait, this Baptist church has...elders?
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