All right lady, we know Eddie's been kidnapped, and we know you know where he is, or at least you know someone who knows where he is, and you know it, and they know it, and you know they know it, so tell us now, or you'll be in plenty hot water (you know it sister)!
"And then he...I hardly know how to say this...he admitted that he accepts universal atonement. He's deceived me all these years. That was when I knew he must have embezzled those funds after all, and i decided to come and tell the police everything."
Helen was trying to put the pieces together as to where it all went so wrong. While Gertrude was just trying to figure out when did Ricky Ricardo get so fat.
"I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. When Pastor McGillicuddy asked me to play "Just as I am" for the 51st time, I just snapped. That's when I chucked the organ bench at the pulpit..."
The board of directors at Arminian Antics first hears of Calvinistic Cartoon's return to the blogosphere, just moments before they respond with wailing and gnashing of teeth. All she uttered was a barely discernible..."Eddie's back."
At a weekly bible study, Ms. Annie Nomian was convicted of her sin and need for a savior. Having been a churchgoer her entire life, all she could do was sit in shock and say "Why has my pastor never told me this before...?"
The board of Deacons, along with Mrs. McGillicuddy (chair of the women's auxiliary), stared in rhapsodic contemplation of how the rising action of the "Jiffy Pop Hat" powerfully illustrates the resurrection.
...but Jane was not so sure she was totally on board with what all that butter was doing to her hair...
Okay, RubeRad,"butter" and "Jiffy Pop Hat": that's hilarious!
LOL...and I DO mean LOL.
But ma'am.........what do you do with Romans 9?