I'm a pickin' You're a grinnin' That don't keep you folks from sinnin' You just make me sick with all you do...
Your movies, songs and TV shows Makes me want to blow my nose You stinkin' de-praved idiots of earth.
You dance around like wildebeest Some days I wish I were deceased You're as ugly as a crab inside a tree.
Some preachers seem like pharisees I wish I had a hive of bees I'd throw it in the middle of this crowd.
If I were an angel with a sword I don't think I'd ever get bored Slicin' dicin' sinners all day long. Yes, slicin' dicin' sinners' allll dayyyy looooong!
Thank you, you filthy rotten spiritual criminals! We love y'all!
We've got joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy ...baby!
I made the right decision I made the cor-rect choice I know that God did hear me That's why I now rejoice To main-tain salvation I have to hold His hand Or I will never git my mansion In His promised land
Oops, I lost my salvation I need to hop back in I backslide every evening and slide back before ten I never was elected I voted on my own And I hope to sing this sappy song When I stand before His throne.
La la la la la laaa La la la la laaaaa La la la la la la La la la laa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Grandpa: Don't you lie to me Eddie! I know for a fact that you said you were a takin' us to play us some bingo and it wern't no b-i-n-g-o on the banjo like you just said it was. How long do we have to pose for these phony pictures of yours all so that can get a few laughs at our expense? You think you're so smart. I'll show you smart wise guy. I'm tired! Gramma: BINGO! Grandpa: Awww phooey. See what you've gone an done? Gramma has... well, never mind just go get her bag.
I'm a pickin', and I'm a grinnin'. 
I'm a pickin'
ReplyDeleteYou're a grinnin'
That don't keep you folks
from sinnin'
You just make me sick
with all you do...
Your movies, songs and TV shows
Makes me want to blow my nose
You stinkin' de-praved
idiots of earth.
You dance around like wildebeest
Some days I wish I were deceased
You're as ugly as a crab
inside a tree.
Some preachers seem like pharisees
I wish I had a hive of bees
I'd throw it in the middle
of this crowd.
If I were an angel with a sword
I don't think I'd ever get bored
Slicin' dicin' sinners
all day long.
Yes, slicin' dicin' sinners'
allll dayyyy looooong!
Thank you, you filthy rotten spiritual criminals!
We love y'all!
We've got joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy ...baby!
ReplyDeleteThe Arminian Rhapsody
ReplyDeleteI made the right decision
I made the cor-rect choice
I know that God did hear me
That's why I now rejoice
To main-tain salvation
I have to hold His hand
Or I will never git my mansion
In His promised land
Oops, I lost my salvation
I need to hop back in
I backslide every evening
and slide back before ten
I never was elected
I voted on my own
And I hope to sing this sappy song
When I stand before His throne.
La la la la la laaa
La la la la laaaaa
La la la la la la
La la la laa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Grandpa: Don't you lie to me Eddie! I know for a fact that you said you were a takin' us to play us some bingo and it wern't no b-i-n-g-o on the banjo like you just said it was. How long do we have to pose for these phony pictures of yours all so that can get a few laughs at our expense? You think you're so smart. I'll show you smart wise guy. I'm tired!
ReplyDeleteGramma: BINGO!
Grandpa: Awww phooey. See what you've gone an done? Gramma has... well, never mind just go get her bag.
Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law!
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