Okay, maybe the last photo wasn't really crying out for a caption...but, THIS one is! Please help the royal readership to produce sounds like an albino hyena being tickled by a motherly gorilla...it will bring happiness to the eighteen who read this blog.
I thank thee.
Welcome Brad, you are now a member of the First Church of the Third Degree! After you heal completely, you might want to consider our offer to become an usher.
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ReplyDeleteFranklin J. Fishfryer being escorted out of Langley Baptist Church by paramedics who treated him for injuries he suffered while trying to flee from the infamous "Green Bean Casserole Calamity."
The founding members of the Church Of The Painful Truth pose for a picture after a basement baptism.
ReplyDeleteAs you can see from documented evidence, the earlier practice of "Jujitsu in the Spirit" had undesirable side effects.
ReplyDeleteEven Phil and Stan were a bit surprised at the lengths/depths they would go to in order to impress upon a new convert the reality of total depravity.
ReplyDeleteThese are all very funny! I respect the fact that all of you have resisted the temptation to become a joke writer for Rick Warren and/or Robert Schuller.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Talk about slain in the spirit!
ReplyDeleteNewly called pastor Eddings emerges from the basement assisted by the elders who gave him a thrashin' just to show him who is boss at Colonial Street Mennonite First King James Only Baptist Church. "Now you keep those sermons short, pastor", they were heard to say...
ReplyDeleteTodd Bentley and two friends emerge from his storm cellar after rehearsing for his first camp meeting.
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