If you stare at this photo for one hour then look at a white piece of paper you will see this image in a negative! But, no laughs.If you provide a caption to go with it you will be sharing a laugh with people you have never met!
In Heaven, maybe they will recognize your name and thank you for bringing healing into their lives in a time when everything seemed to be crashing around them. Probably, not though. But, still, you are helping the body to release a large amount of endorphins...and that's good for the body as well as the soul!
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ReplyDeleteEddie I like the idea of not having people compete for a top seed, but the contest part was fun, because it really made you think and work to get that gem put down just right. If you have a way to give a thumbs up, or give us some way to indicate how hard we laughed at reading other peoples captions that would be awesome.
Little known fact: Elrond Hubbard was once married to a lovely Presbyterian. This picture was taken shortly before their separation.
ReplyDeleteVera Pink wished that A.W. would stop "gleaning through Exodus" and pay a little more attention to her...or at least, stop and take out the garbage.
ReplyDelete"...there I was, sittin' as God ordained..."
ReplyDeleteDid you know, dear, that you can find the phrase "Read Calvin's Institutes" in the introduction to The Orgin of Species?
ReplyDeleteThe lesser known "Bible Algebra Man" struggles to answer the age old question:
ReplyDeleteThe Israelites' average walking speed was 2.87 mph and the Egyptians' average horse and chariot speed was 14.7 mph. The Israelites fled Egypt at 2:36 AM and had an 5.37 hour head start on the Egyptians. What time would the Egyptians have caught up with the Israelites if they had not been wiped out in the Red Sea and not lost 1.64 hours on the trip due to the encounter with the large nest of vipers and the bum wheel on Pharoah's chariot?
I wonder if the Bible Algebra Man could tell me what the speed of laughter is?
ReplyDeleteAccording to the Bible Algebra Man,
ReplyDeletespeed of laughter = 3.35hc - (Vtf/87.93) - (0.2ad)
hc = humor coefficient of joke
V = volume of liquid in mouth if one is drinking a beverage while laughing
t = temperature of beverage in degrees Celsius
f = viscosity of beverage
a = angle of trajectory if beverage spews from mouth
d = distance of spew
Ethel gave him her best come hither look but she could not distract Jim Warren from writing his book "The Purpose Driven Cotton Gin".
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