Hank and Flora never missed an opportunity to teach their children a lesson by acting out a Bible story. Here, we see them "pushing the envelope" as they prepare to portray the scene from 2 Kings 2:23-24 to show the kids what might happen to them when they disrespect their elders.
Dear, are you really asking me to help with your illustrated sermon on Isaiah 59:11, or are you just testing my willingness to submit to your leadership? Or both?
Adam and Eve looked at each other after God clothed them with animal skins and wondered of the fig leaves weren't a little more comfortable.
ReplyDelete"I know this isn't exactly like the Bible describes, honey, but I don't have any wolf skin."
ReplyDeleteHank and Flora never missed an opportunity to teach their children a lesson by acting out a Bible story. Here, we see them "pushing the envelope" as they prepare to portray the scene from 2 Kings 2:23-24 to show the kids what might happen to them when they disrespect their elders.
ReplyDeleteBearverly wasn't wasn't impressed with Yogi's new sermon dramatization, Women Are From Ursus Arctos Men Are From Ursus Maritimus.
ReplyDeleteTom and Sue decided to dress up before ordering the 3 rib special at Daniel's BBQ and grill.
ReplyDeleteThe literal interpretation of 1 Corinthians 13:7 - "Love bears all things."
ReplyDelete@Stranger: Haha!
ReplyDelete@Persis: Tarzan read. Tarzan laugh.
ReplyDeleteDear, are you really asking me to help with your illustrated sermon on Isaiah 59:11, or are you just testing my willingness to submit to your leadership? Or both?
ReplyDelete@Persis. Literal interpretation at it's best probably.
ReplyDeleteHenry, do you really think this will scare the Jim and Rose out of that Pelagian kick they are on?
ReplyDeleteJacob and Esau's younger brother and sister show up a little late to claim the birth-rite.
ReplyDeleteNo longer wishing to be seen as wolves in sheeps clothing, Rob Bell and Jaunita Bynum try out new methods to confuse and fleece the flock.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this is the best way to spy on Joel Osteen as he prepares his sermons?
ReplyDeleteJust hours before the play wast to start Bill and Judy Bloomers remembered that it was lions that Daniel was supposed to be fed to, not bears.
ReplyDeleteThis attempt at being relevant and reaching the Native Americans went about as well as might be supposed.
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