Eddie Eddings can't play the harmonica And he's uglier than a can of tuna I'd take out my glass eye just to throw it at him And I hope he gets rained on by a cloud
First of all, I CAN play the harmonica...a little. Uglier than a can of tuna? That depends on the brand. Third, make sure you toss the glass eye and not the real one. Lastly, getting rained on in a desert country like Kuwait would be a blessing. Thanks for your comment and don't forget to use mental floss in the morning!
I lost my harmonica because of the rain A waterspout grabbed it and ran away I tried to chase after it, but I got lost I guess those storm clouds showed me who's boss I'm drenched to the core because I forgot my umbrella But I'm still a happy, jolly, ol' fella Because Jesus saved me from my sin I won't be bothered by a little rain and wind
(Chorus) This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee) But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo) To praise my God up above Who’s showered me with love So what if I’m a little wet God knows what’s best
My cat stole my can of tuna I guess should’ve eaten it sooner My teddy bear needs a new glass eye And I’m sitting here wondering why Are all of these little annoyances happening to me But then I realize, I’m free of disease God’s been really good to this guy So I’ll let my praises take flight
(Chorus) This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee) But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo) To praise my God up above Who’s showered me with love So what if I’m a little wet God knows what’s best
Things are really good for me But not so good for others I’ll reach out to them All of our sisters and brothers Who really have it bad They need a helping hand Maybe their life would be like ours If we’d look closer at the stars And realize that one of their wishes Was that they were really missing Our help We’ve got to give them our help
(Chorus) This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee) But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo) To praise my God up above Who’s showered me with love So what if I’m a little wet God knows what’s best
I can buy a new harmonica My teddy bear’s just fine I have more cans of tuna So instead of cursing the clouds and asking why
I’ll pray for those Who really Have it bad
This one is less comedic than I would have liked, but it works. Unfortunately, the singer doesn't describe me, as I am currently heavily lacking in health. :-) But, that's part of why this was written...
Eddie Eddings can't play the harmonica
ReplyDeleteAnd he's uglier than a can of tuna
I'd take out my glass eye just to throw it at him
And I hope he gets rained on by a cloud
#Freeverse
How rude. Fortunately, I possess superior creative talents to you, which I will be displaying shortly.
DeleteFirst of all, I CAN play the harmonica...a little.
ReplyDeleteUglier than a can of tuna? That depends on the brand.
Third, make sure you toss the glass eye and not the real one.
Lastly, getting rained on in a desert country like Kuwait would be a blessing.
Thanks for your comment and don't forget to use mental floss in the morning!
Humbug, bah!
ReplyDeleteI lost my harmonica because of the rain
ReplyDeleteA waterspout grabbed it and ran away
I tried to chase after it, but I got lost
I guess those storm clouds showed me who's boss
I'm drenched to the core because I forgot my umbrella
But I'm still a happy, jolly, ol' fella
Because Jesus saved me from my sin
I won't be bothered by a little rain and wind
(Chorus)
This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee)
But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo)
To praise my God up above
Who’s showered me with love
So what if I’m a little wet
God knows what’s best
My cat stole my can of tuna
I guess should’ve eaten it sooner
My teddy bear needs a new glass eye
And I’m sitting here wondering why
Are all of these little annoyances happening to me
But then I realize, I’m free of disease
God’s been really good to this guy
So I’ll let my praises take flight
(Chorus)
This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee)
But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo)
To praise my God up above
Who’s showered me with love
So what if I’m a little wet
God knows what’s best
Things are really good for me
But not so good for others
I’ll reach out to them
All of our sisters and brothers
Who really have it bad
They need a helping hand
Maybe their life would be like ours
If we’d look closer at the stars
And realize that one of their wishes
Was that they were really missing
Our help
We’ve got to give them our help
(Chorus)
This day hasn’t been too great (woowoo, heehee)
But I didn’t hesitate (heehee, woowoo)
To praise my God up above
Who’s showered me with love
So what if I’m a little wet
God knows what’s best
I can buy a new harmonica
My teddy bear’s just fine
I have more cans of tuna
So instead of cursing the clouds and asking why
I’ll pray for those
Who really
Have it bad
This one is less comedic than I would have liked, but it works. Unfortunately, the singer doesn't describe me, as I am currently heavily lacking in health. :-) But, that's part of why this was written...
Joel, take care and get well...and thanks for always jumping in and scatter gunning a couple of dozen comments!
ReplyDeleteThank ye, and my pleasure. Sorry for getting behind sometimes, but I always try and make up for it. :-P
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