Hey! Hey! We're the Arminians!

The above Monkees Theme is the inspiration
for the new Arminian Theme song
written by that famous Arminian composer, Elvis Wesley:

Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
The Calvin-ists we meet.

Hey, hey we're Arminians,
'Cause we say the sinner's just sick.
And we're too busy giving,
Those tracts made by Jack Chick.

We're just trying to be friendly,

Look at our ear-to-ear smile.

It's a Finney gener-ation,

We'll help you walk that aisle.

Hey, hey you're just wounded,

Not dead like the Calvinists say.

Decide to be-lieve and you're ready,

God will always meet you half-way.