"Where'd you hide the painting, Lefty?" Righty inquires.
"I put in the truck, like you told me," he snaps.
"Oh yeah."
"Now come on, let's get out of here! We've been in this nasty Christian museum too long already!"
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"Hello, boys," I chuckle, turning my Maglite MagCharger LED full blast on to them, Watkins doing the same. "I'm afraid we have caught you. Your accomplice is in the custody of Inspector Spade. Give up and we will not resort to violence."
"Never!" the tallest of the two cries. "You give up, else we'll, uh, we'll, uh..."
"We have guns trained on you," Watkins states, shaking his head.
"You have a point," he replies.
"This shocks me!" the other criminal yells. "Do you really think we didn't bring some insurance? We've got a bomb! We'll blow this whole place to the ground!"
"With you in it...?" I question. "Right. Les Spade's equipment scanned this place, as did ours. Nothing."
"Aw man," our bomber sighs, "you Calvinists are annoying."
"I would have been just as annoying when I was an Arminian," Watkins assures them. "Now come on. You boys are going to jail."
I smile. /These boys need a heavy dose of Calvinistic Cartoons./
The Art Thieves
ReplyDelete"Where'd you hide the painting, Lefty?" Righty inquires.
"I put in the truck, like you told me," he snaps.
"Oh yeah."
"Now come on, let's get out of here! We've been in this nasty Christian museum too long already!"
-
"Hello, boys," I chuckle, turning my Maglite MagCharger LED full blast on to them, Watkins doing the same. "I'm afraid we have caught you. Your accomplice is in the custody of Inspector Spade. Give up and we will not resort to violence."
"Never!" the tallest of the two cries. "You give up, else we'll, uh, we'll, uh..."
"We have guns trained on you," Watkins states, shaking his head.
"You have a point," he replies.
"This shocks me!" the other criminal yells. "Do you really think we didn't bring some insurance? We've got a bomb! We'll blow this whole place to the ground!"
"With you in it...?" I question. "Right. Les Spade's equipment scanned this place, as did ours. Nothing."
"Aw man," our bomber sighs, "you Calvinists are annoying."
"I would have been just as annoying when I was an Arminian," Watkins assures them. "Now come on. You boys are going to jail."
I smile. /These boys need a heavy dose of Calvinistic Cartoons./
Joel, I want to thank you for the great story AND the fact that you are my most consistent composer of comments at Calvinistic Cartoons.
DeleteI think if I were to post once a week I would get more comments from the readers (all seventeen of them) but, I enjoy this too much on a daily basis.
You are very welcome, Mister Eddings. Thank you for the great blog - I positively absolutely thoroughly completely enjoy Calvinistic Cartoons.
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