Calvinistic Cartoons: Is Elvis Wesley Still Alive?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Is Elvis Wesley Still Alive?

What in the name of Arminian Antics is going on here? A regular reader of Calvinistic Cartoons, Tommy Lee Tomes, sent in this recent photo. It appears that Elvis Wesley is very much alive and living on Salvation Mountain, a hill north of Calipatria, California, near Slab City. Has Benny Finney fostered another hoax on the Christian community? Calvinistic Cartoons will be sending an investigator to find out the truth. This may take some time, but we will get to the bottom of this apparent deception.

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Joel GarnerAugust 14, 2013 at 11:54 AM
This...this picture is made of win.
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Gregg MetcalfAugust 14, 2013 at 7:31 PM
He sure is! I am the first to tell you I just saw him down at Bill's honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbeque chicken, laundromat bar and grill.
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VeritasDomainAugust 15, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Where's the King of Kings?
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A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Is Elvis Wesley Still Alive?

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