No, I'm a Pentecostal Practitioner which here means *clears throat* "Christian Science healer: in Christian Science, somebody who carries out ministry and spiritual healing " so there.;)
Dreams with Joel Osteen type endings aren't always good. Well maybe they are I once dreamed Osteen was my brain surgeon and I couldn't remember anything about how the dream ended after I woke up.
Okay that's it, I'm going to be a dream interpreter if I can make that kind of money. Awesome post Mr. Eddings.
ReplyDeleteBut are you a Methodist dream interpreter?
DeleteNo, I'm a Pentecostal Practitioner which here means *clears throat* "Christian Science healer: in Christian Science, somebody who carries out ministry and spiritual healing " so there.;)
DeleteDoes he have a money back guarantee?
ReplyDeleteNo, but if your cheque bounces you get your dreams back.
DeleteDreams with Joel Osteen type endings aren't always good. Well maybe they are I once dreamed Osteen was my brain surgeon and I couldn't remember anything about how the dream ended after I woke up.
ReplyDeleteI know Mr. Prattle is a charlatan cuz he's smoking a pipe *GASP*
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