Calvinistic Cartoons: Relocating Calvinistic Cartoons

Monday, April 9, 2012

Relocating Calvinistic Cartoons

There comes a time in every life where you must bust a move. We here at Calvinistic Cartoons will be moving to another location today. Sorry for the short notice, brothers and sisters, but circumstances demand it. Calvinistic Cartoons will no longer be located at this present location. No, we are moving our entire office building, with the thousands of staff members still working diligently to provide you with the best Calvinistic humor money can't buy, a block over. Thank you for your patience while this is underway.

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stranger.strange.landApril 9, 2012 at 1:00 AM
Do those helos, by any chance, have time-travel capability?
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Fake Coke CanApril 9, 2012 at 4:51 AM
Only a block. Doesn't seem worth it.
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hymns that preachApril 9, 2012 at 5:04 AM
Eddie, one of these days you're gonna have some REAL news to report and NOBODY's gonna believe you.
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Michael T. NobodyApril 9, 2012 at 11:10 AM
I'll believe him!
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MadisonApril 12, 2012 at 12:32 AM
Believe him? Him? Ha! Never. ;)
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Eddie EddingsApril 12, 2012 at 5:48 AM
...well, there goes my death announcement for tomorrow's post...
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Monday, April 9, 2012

Relocating Calvinistic Cartoons

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