Calvinistic Cartoons: Sandwich Surprise

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Sandwich Surprise

I ordered a sandwich from a local deli minutes ago. When I took my first bite, I discovered this photo drenched with mustard. What does it mean? Why would someone put this in my food? I called the deli and they apologized. They got the sandwiches mixed up. Mine went to a Sheriff Lazenby. I guess I got his.
Now I am wondering why Sheriff Lazenby is in Kuwait...and who is that in the window?

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ElleryFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Ah Angus and the Sacred Sandwich.
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AnonymousFebruary 5, 2010 at 5:00 AM
He has a warrant for your arrest and believes you are the culprit in the mask!
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Eddie EddingsFebruary 5, 2010 at 7:11 AM
Well, I heard from Dixie Latrene, one of my Kuwait staff members, that Sheriff Lazenby was called back to the states. I am in Hong Kong right now investigating the Ping Wu disappearance. I have uncovered some interesting evidence. I will share my findings on a later blog entry.
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AnonymousFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Foghorn Leghorn Wisdom

"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal"
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Sandwich Surprise

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