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plum jail sock study
ReplyDeleteJack Horner once sat in a corner for pulling a plum out of a pie with his thumb.
It wasn't so much that he pulled out a plum, but he was studying his smelly sock right before, thus making the plum dirty.
When time-out was over, his mom came to him and asked why he was studying his sock and then touching her pie.
"I was trying to make a new acronym other than TULIP because five letters is to hard for me."
"Have you come up with anything so far?" asked mom.
"So depraved, Only God chooses, Can't resist his grace, Keep on persevering."
"So you struggle with Limited atonement?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you add an S at the end and call it Specific atonement? God specifically chose you and not just potentially. Now come out of the corner. You're not in jail."
Keep forgetting to erase the words and title this. "Little Jack Horner." How about that for a title?
ReplyDeleteNot that old time religion
ReplyDeleteI heard that old Rob Bell has just gone plum crazy with his fruity theology that says there is no hell, he should put a sock in it says I, as the proverb says rather keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and be exposed as one. Contrary to some contemporary worship leaders "Jail house rock" was not a gospel hymn, people who appove such folly should get back to basics and study the scrptures to see if it is so....