Passenger to Sled-drivet: "Here's a question for you: if we die out here, will it be because we were predestined to, or because you were stupid enough to lose the map and get lost?"
Capt'n: Yep. It was right over there in Lake LeBarge that I put ol' Sam McGee's carcass into the furnace on the marge. Then I went for a walk, and felt a moving of the spirit.
When I came back, Sam was sittin' up, as alive and happy as ever. "How could that be?" you ask. Well, I had covered him with a Prayer Cloth from Orel Roberts Ministries, and I used their "anointing oil" to help start the fire. Do you have any questions?
Lady: "What is a marge?"
Capt'n: "That'll be ten bucks for the guided tour, and a faith offering of any amount if you want a "prayer cloth."
Man with whip: I have good news & bad. The good news is this horse can take us to safety in that town over there. The bad news is he is an Arminian and he must first decide whether or not to help us...
The Bible says that He would make me a fisher of men. Well, I figger I can make this whip into a fly rod and get to work. And I am gonna stand here until God unfreezes this here lake.
Sled-driver: "Check it out. Looks like the Hoth monster just ate another Jedi."
ReplyDeletePassenger: "I get the lightsaber."
Passenger to Sled-drivet: "Here's a question for you: if we die out here, will it be because we were predestined to, or because you were stupid enough to lose the map and get lost?"
ReplyDeleteI don't care if hell has frozen over, Benny Finney is STILL not right.
ReplyDelete1: Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow! It won't be long before....
ReplyDelete2: Look, I know you're trying to be positive and sing songs from White Christmas but living in victory is not going to get us out of this storm.
Capt'n:
ReplyDeleteYep. It was right over there in Lake LeBarge that I put ol' Sam McGee's carcass into the furnace on the marge. Then I went for a walk, and felt a moving of the spirit.
When I came back, Sam was sittin' up, as alive and happy as ever. "How could that be?" you ask. Well, I had covered him with a Prayer Cloth from Orel Roberts Ministries, and I used their "anointing oil" to help start the fire. Do you have any questions?
Lady:
"What is a marge?"
Capt'n:
"That'll be ten bucks for the guided tour, and a faith offering of any amount if you want a "prayer cloth."
"Doesn't that snowman in the distance look a lot like a grenade?"
ReplyDelete"Turkish Delight, please, your Majesty," said Edmund.
ReplyDelete"...And now I'm all grown up,if I don't get any, I'm going straight back through the wardrobe, I can see the lamp-post over there."
Man with whip: I have good news & bad. The good news is this horse can take us to safety in that town over there. The bad news is he is an Arminian and he must first decide whether or not to help us...
ReplyDeleteYou're saying we're lost. Are we? And you know this for sure?
ReplyDeleteTotal depravity, my dear, total depravity.
ReplyDeleteThe Bible says that He would make me a fisher of men. Well, I figger I can make this whip into a fly rod and get to work. And I am gonna stand here until God unfreezes this here lake.
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