Have some fun and supply a caption fitting for this fine photo. In the near future I plan on turning all of the Just for Laughs into full blown Calvinistic Cartoons with full credit given to the funniest caption artist.
John and Mildred Petrie being the only surviving members of John Calvin's 54th birthday party were given the privilege of being the honorary guest at the 500th birthday celebration in Geneva.
WEST EASTWHICH__ Sally and Fred Barnacle were thrilled beyond measure when their family and friends threw a surprise anniversary party for them last Saturday. Their neighbors, Bill and Agnes Koop (shown here), were among those in attendance.
The Roshoven's, who had attended Coldwater Baptist Fellowship for over 50 years, were having great difficulty accepting the Calvinistic preaching of the new pastor.
This photo was taken after a rather lengthy and severe chastisement from both Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. Now, for future reference, just so everyone understands, if either Ray or Kirk ever ask you have you looked upon someone with lust, all they are really looking for is a simple yes or no answer. And as for you Herman and Sophia all that I can say is, Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
Ethel and Hermon Boisterous, upon hearing that their church board has approved to the purchase of a pipe organ, were heard to say in unison, "We're so excited and we just can't hide it." Brother George has said such and outburst is unacceptable and he will be instituted church discipline in keeping with Matthew 18 and the church by-laws.
John and Mildred Petrie being the only surviving members of John Calvin's 54th birthday party were given the privilege of being the honorary guest at the 500th birthday celebration in Geneva.
ReplyDelete"I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart..."
ReplyDeleteWEST EASTWHICH__ Sally and Fred Barnacle were thrilled beyond measure when their family and friends threw a surprise anniversary party for them last Saturday. Their neighbors, Bill and Agnes Koop (shown here), were among those in attendance.
ReplyDeleteThe secret to our marriage lasting 75 years? We make each other laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe Roshoven's, who had attended Coldwater Baptist Fellowship for over 50 years, were having great difficulty accepting the Calvinistic preaching of the new pastor.
ReplyDeleteThis photo was taken after a rather lengthy and severe chastisement from both Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. Now, for future reference, just so everyone understands, if either Ray or Kirk ever ask you have you looked upon someone with lust, all they are really looking for is a simple yes or no answer. And as for you Herman and Sophia all that I can say is, Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI retired after my last film "Ocean's Eleven" to spend more quality time with my lovely wife. Now, where are the Rolaids??
ReplyDeleteFreakin' Paparazzi! Get out of my face.
ReplyDeleteYes, ..... this is how we celebrate Christmas every year ...
ReplyDeleteDear mister Bill Gaither, this is to let you know we are delighted to sit on stage with you on your next Homecoming project.
ReplyDeleteEthel and Hermon Boisterous, upon hearing that their church board has approved to the purchase of a pipe organ, were heard to say in unison, "We're so excited and we just can't hide it." Brother George has said such and outburst is unacceptable and he will be instituted church discipline in keeping with Matthew 18 and the church by-laws.
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