Reporter: Thats right Jim. People are turning out by the thousands in order to get their hands on a first run copy of the first ever "dream team" colaberatinve effort by Rick Warren, Joel Osteen, Dr. Bruce Wilkenson, Robert Schuller, John Eldredge, Rob Bell and Brian McLaren.
Anchorman: What is the title of the book?
Reporter: Whats that Jim? I'm sorry I didn't catch that last question. These people are absolutely out of their ever lovin' minds with excitement about the prospect of having their ears itched by these masters of heresy.
Anchorman: Do you know what the book is about?
Reporter: I don't have the slightest clue what this book is about. And thats really saying something Jim considering the fact that I have read it from cover to cover twice!
Anchorman: Wow.
Reporter: Believe me, "Wow" doesn't even begin to cover it Jim. To be sure this is with out a doubt the most convoluted collection of half truths and out and out misrepresentations of the word of God that I have ever had the misfortune to have ever laid eyes my upon. May its memory be stamped out of my mind forever.
Anchorman: What kind of feedback are you getting from the Crowd?
Reporter: Well, thats just it Jim, they...they're... Well, let me just show you. I will pick someone at random and ask them what they think about this book.
Reporter: Excuse me sir, could you please explain to our viewing audience just exactly what it is about this particular book that Has you so excited?
Random guy: Absolutely! But first I would like to give a serious shout out to my Life Coach pastor Rod Blahblah. I LOVE YOU MAN! Poker and beer at my house after the conversation on Wednesday!! Seriously, he is the best buddy a congregation could have.
Anyway, to be honest with you man, I have no idea what this book is about. But I do know it is going to change my life! WOOOOO!!! YEAH!!! You know, its kinda like I heard someone else say, "It is as though we have heaped together for ourselves teachers for our itching ears"
Reporter: Okay. First off, that was me who said that and secondly, I didn't mean as a ... oh, never mind. Back to you Jim.
Reporter: well, here I am in Kuwait, getting ready for the hugest Surprise Appreciation party I have ever seen. That's right, folks! Right here, to show our love for Eddie Eddings and Calvinistic Cartoons!
Supply a funny caption as to why these people are crowding the streets. 
Reporter: Thats right Jim. People are turning out by the thousands in order to get their hands on a first run copy of the first ever "dream team" colaberatinve effort by Rick Warren, Joel Osteen, Dr. Bruce Wilkenson, Robert Schuller, John Eldredge, Rob Bell and Brian McLaren.
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Reporter: Whats that Jim? I'm sorry I didn't catch that last question. These people are absolutely out of their ever lovin' minds with excitement about the prospect of having their ears itched by these masters of heresy.
Anchorman: Do you know what the book is about?
Reporter: I don't have the slightest clue what this book is about. And thats really saying something Jim considering the fact that I have read it from cover to cover twice!
Anchorman: Wow.
Reporter: Believe me, "Wow" doesn't even begin to cover it Jim. To be sure this is with out a doubt the most convoluted collection of half truths and out and out misrepresentations of the word of God that I have ever had the misfortune to have ever laid eyes my upon.
May its memory be stamped out of my mind forever.
Anchorman: What kind of feedback are you getting from the Crowd?
Reporter: Well, thats just it Jim, they...they're...
Well, let me just show you. I will pick someone at random and ask them what they think about this book.
Reporter: Excuse me sir, could you please explain to our viewing audience just exactly what it is about this particular book that Has you so excited?
Random guy: Absolutely! But first I would like to give a serious shout out to my Life Coach pastor Rod Blahblah. I LOVE YOU MAN! Poker and beer at my house after the conversation on Wednesday!! Seriously, he is the best buddy a congregation could have.
Anyway, to be honest with you man, I have no idea what this book is about. But I do know it is going to change my life! WOOOOO!!! YEAH!!! You know, its kinda like I heard someone else say, "It is as though we have heaped together for ourselves teachers for our itching ears"
Reporter: Okay. First off, that was me who said that and secondly, I didn't mean as a ... oh, never mind.
Back to you Jim.
The latest Barna survey shows that 999 out of 1,000 people find Spurgeon interesting.
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After losing his Grandpa Waldo at the Million Calvinist March, Martin Handford found the inspiration for a new children's book.
ReplyDeleteReporter: well, here I am in Kuwait, getting ready for the hugest Surprise Appreciation party I have ever seen. That's right, folks! Right here, to show our love for Eddie Eddings and Calvinistic Cartoons!
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