"What are you, some kind of monk? You'll get no respect with that false humility ruse you have going on - showing only those dinky little medals on your chest that look like they came out of a Cracker Jack box. No! If you want people to know the great spiritual warrior you are and come to love and respect you as they do me, you have to 'put yourself out there' and don a sash like this, these cool shoulder things, and this epic-looking neck thing that makes Mr. T look like the fool who needs pitying. They they will see how great a man of God you are and worship you!
"...You certainly won't make it out alive if that walking grenade back there, Corky, goes off."
"What are you, some kind of monk? You'll get no respect with that false humility ruse you have going on - showing only those dinky little medals on your chest that look like they came out of a Cracker Jack box. No! If you want people to know the great spiritual warrior you are and come to love and respect you as they do me, you have to 'put yourself out there' and don a sash like this, these cool shoulder things, and this epic-looking neck thing that makes Mr. T look like the fool who needs pitying. They they will see how great a man of God you are and worship you!
ReplyDelete"...You certainly won't make it out alive if that walking grenade back there, Corky, goes off."
What's the matter? You look like an Arminian who just read Romans 9 for the first time.
ReplyDeleteDon't look behind you lest Corky pull the pin!
ReplyDeleteYes I know Eph 6 describes a much different suit. However, a suit of my own making looks so much better, don't you think?
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