Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #422

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Just for Laughs #422

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Jim PembertonDecember 8, 2016 at 12:56 AM
Meanwhile at The Christian Fluff magazine offices:

"I know I missed the deadline on my article on Christology, but I can't figure out whether it's spelled 'homoousios' or 'homoiousios'. Do you we have an editorial decision on this, Joe?"

"I gotta tell you, Wes, I think that's probably way beyond our readers anyway. Best we just stick to how cute cats are like Jesus."
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JamieDecember 8, 2016 at 8:14 PM
Yes I know it's just the "Ask Helen" column... but John in Kanasas City wants to align his orthopraxy with his orthodoxy.
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Thursday, December 8, 2016

Just for Laughs #422

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