With his new budget increase, Macinaw Hargreeves, the worship team leader, buys a ton of instruments from Craig's list in hopes of "bringing the house down".
The First Conservative Congregational Church of Sola Scriptura's new worship leader, Omaha McPuddin, tried one more time to slip a "Jesus Is My Boyfriend" song into the 'play list' and found that he now comprised the entire worship team at 9:15 the next morning.
I would like to thank everyone who has ever shared a laugh on this series. Your participation makes my blog a lot more humorous and (my favorite part) I get to sit back and enjoy your creative minds at work.
I played the flute for you and you did not dance, soooo....
ReplyDeleteWith his new budget increase, Macinaw Hargreeves, the worship team leader, buys a ton of instruments from Craig's list in hopes of "bringing the house down".
ReplyDeleteGreg's fellow song leader played a mean violin act, but he knew that, with a little practice, his fiddle skills could trump it.
ReplyDeleteThe First Conservative Congregational Church of Sola Scriptura's new worship leader, Omaha McPuddin, tried one more time to slip a "Jesus Is My Boyfriend" song into the 'play list' and found that he now comprised the entire worship team at 9:15 the next morning.
ReplyDeleteTrying to earn salvation with your good works, is like trying to play a violin with a horn
ReplyDelete"Lord, the pastor asked for some special music on Sunday." prayed Homer. "Do You think this is going to be special enough?"
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank everyone who has ever shared a laugh on this series. Your participation makes my blog a lot more humorous and (my favorite part) I get to sit back and enjoy your creative minds at work.
ReplyDeleteThank /you/ for the opportunity! Great comments, y'all.
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